Lighter-Side    Q - In a pond there are 10 fish, one of them dies, and the water level of the pond increases. How? ... scroll... ... scroll... A - The other 9 fish are crying................. coz, they all started clapping !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Once 5 CHIPKALIs (house lizards) : Phulwa, RaamPyaari, RaamDulari,RaamPuri and RaamChuri were crawling on the wall when all of a sudden, Phulwa started to sing a song. The moment Phulwa stopped singing the song, RaamPyaari,RaamDulari, RaamPuri and RaamChuri fell down from the wall !!!... WHY ??? scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . coz, they all started clapping !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ A railway station beggar meets another beggar. A software engineer meets another software engineer. Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question? scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . scroll down for answer. . . . . . . . . "So, which platform are you working on?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in love with each other and want to get married, but cannot. Why? Scroll......... Scroll.... Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is illegal. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Do you know why we face power cuts? Scroll........... Scroll............... HA.... HA.............HA................HA............